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1. What is your favorite color?

Light blue. It's a relaxed, thinking color, and it also represents communication, and water, and sky.

2. What is your favorite number?

Any irrational number. The way they are finite yet incompletely describable fascinates me. You can get an idea what the number is, but you can never fully know it exactly. There's got to be a metaphor for "God" if you will in there somewhere.

3. What is your favorite city?

Seattle / Nashville. Seattle is nerd heaven. Nashville is music heaven..

4. What is your favorite food?

I once ate lobster ravioli. It was the most amazing thing ever.

5. What is your favorite beverage?

Captain Morgan Private Stock and Dr Pepper. Don't get to drink it often though.

6. What is your favorite animal?

Black panther or fox.

7. What is your favorite video game?

Either Chrono Trigger of Final Fantasy 3/6

8. What is your favorite book?

Got two: The collective works of Franz Kafka, and "Fool" by Christopher Moore.

9. Who is your favorite woman?

other than my wife, I'd say Jewel Staite. She just beams in Firefly. How could you not like her, or at least her character?

10. Who is your favorite man?

Can't really think of one at the moment.

11. What is a typical day off like for MrTheJazz?

I spend it with my children. When he goes to bed I goof on the computer. Then, I either go to sleep, or hang out with my wife for a while. Then when it is officially time to go to sleep my 4 month old wakes me up with crying. I hate myself for not getting to sleep earlier and wake up the next day very cranky.

12. What are your goals in life?

I want to live a life filled with wonder and help others do the same. I want abundance in my life. I also want to make the world a more surreal and less banal place. How I go about that is less important.

13. What would you get and do if you won the lottery?

I would pay off my bills, get myself out of debt, but a decent home to live in. Then I would start a few businesses. I would start a "Mystery shop", and I would start a "Haunted Theme Park" where every ride is a haunted house in one form or another. Finally, I would use my money to make people's lives more interesting, do some reality hacking, that sort of thing. Also, I'd help keep sites like Newgrounds and Uncyclopedia running. Uncyclopedia is an awesome parody of Wikipedia and it's dieing, and that makes me sad.

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