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The Portal is getting satanic
2/23/12 by Austerity
I always knew the Newgrounds Portal was actually a direct portal to hell.
Ever since the redesign the Portal has been going downhill... now it has hit an all time low by converting to satanism.
I hope all your souls are in the right place. Otherwise the Portal will suck them into itself without mercy, like a black hole.
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2/27/12
What a shit ratio
The portal does need to be much more active
2/25/12
Well, at least we still have the classic portal.
Also, Strawberry's Break 4 is coming sometime soon, stay tuned.
looking forward to it
2/25/12
Satan is a vaginafaced lobster
Seems like an appropriate form for the lord of lies
2/24/12
Yeah I miss the portal of 2003 and before too.
perhaps there will be a new age of fun for the portal in the future
2/23/12
I have always loved this direct portal to hell. It's quite nice. But you can still use the classic portal incase the redesign isn't working for you.
I thought they were one and the same
2/23/12
As a succubus, I can assure you that the portal hss not suddenly become a portal to hell. No, on the contrary, we're just finally making our presence on Newgrounds known.
sounds exciting
2/23/12
Funny, I literally just noticed a few seconds ago only 6 got blammed yesterday.... guess you're right, my eyeballs got sucked out by Satan 'cause I couldn't see how many were submitted. Guess the rest of me is soon to follow....
What is happening to you is known in the scientific community as spaghettification.
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